Oreo Oration

Oreo Oration is the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega. When Kinda Funny is no more, when our solar system's star collapses into stellar detritus and obliterates the Earth, when our very universe folds in on itself and ceases to exist, Greg Miller will still be reviewing new flavors of milk's favorite cookie, no matter how how many times he claims that the show is in its final season. And no - even then, he'll still be mispronouncing "McElroy."

To be honest, even the writer of this article is at a loss as to what drives Greg to review Nabisco's products with such unrelenting vigor. Is it the tastiness of the creme that sits between the Oreo's wafers? The fame of being the Internet's number fun cookie reviewer? An unrequited spirit of adventurousness that would have driven Greg to sail the seven seas in an era long gone, that he can now only satiate by eating increasingly exotic variations of sugar-laden snacks?

There is very little about the nature of Greg Miller and Oreo Oration that anyone will ever agree on. Well, that is, except for this one irrefutable fact.