Bob DiGiorno

Bob DiGiorno is the official mascot of DiGiorno's Pizza. Unlike most other fast food mascots, which show up at locations in desperate need of their signature grub and share them with the masses, Bob DiGiorno never actually gives anyone any pizza. Instead, he just shows up in a puff of smoke and pepperoni, and spreads the good word about his brand. One might think that this would make people more angry than happy, but for whatever reason, the public always loves him whenever he makes his presence known.

Bob actually attempted once to share one of DiGiorno's pizzas during a charity event, only to realize upon procuring the pie that it was still frozen. Embarrassed at his folly, Bob attempted to heat it up by breathing intensely upon it, exclaiming the entire time that he would revitalize it from it's icy hibernation with the power of his voice. The pizza police showed up shortly after, and sentenced Bob to spend 200 hours taste-testing vegan pizzas.