Red Bull Man

Little is known about Red Bull Man, other than that he often carries cans of Red Bull with him - ready to hand them out to 80-year old men in need of a little extra energy - and that he doesn't have enough money to afford his own custom-made cape, as he is often seen wearing a generic, Wonder Woman-themed cape. Some speculate that he is secretly Shirtless Spider-Man's alter-ego (given that he is also shirtless), but this is all rumors and hearsay.

Much like "Macho Man" Randy Savage in a Slim Jim commercial, Red Bull Man is known instantly appear the moment someone insults Red Bull, or expresses an intense desire for one. So be careful next time you do either out-loud!