Greg's Love of Batman v Superman

Most of the other articles on this wiki tend to eschew factual information in favor of providing fourth grade-level creative writing assignments that stretch the truth in favor of cheap laughs. With this one, however, I decided to cede the floor Greg, and transcribe the first two minutes of his reaction to the third Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice trailer:

"Are you fucking kidding me! Are you kidding me right now with this Batman Superman trailer, Tim. Oh My God, Tim. Oh My God, T-you saw me out there. And that was me, I want you to know I'm pausing it, holding it back! Reeling it the fuck! In! (Tim: I don't know about that!) Shut up! You don't understand ladies and gentlemen. My name is Greg Miller, I'm thirty-two years old, I've been married, I've beaten cancer, and this is the happiest day of my fucking life! Do you understand that this is all I've ever wanted! You Star Wars nerds come out of the goddamn woodwork, you get excited for a fucking soccer ball. This is what I've wanted: Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman in one fucking movie, and then out of the goddamn blue Doomsday comes. Are you fucking kidding me! I'm hitting play again. Not to mention right here, fucking Clark Kent asked Bruce Wayne, clearly before they know each other, how do you feel about the Bat-vigilante, and Bruce Wayne says to him, in Gotham, we've had enough of clowns dressed as-Oh My God-so not only..not only is he...he's ig...

''Ladies and gentlemen, if you're just joining us, the rumors of Jared Leto being Jason Todd, being the second Joker that the Joker took and tortured Jason Todd - he used to be Robin - are clearly true. It is true. Joker has a history in this DC universe, this-and that is-Oh My God, and... (Tim: Funding has been cut to the water board!) And the air regulations I saw earlier too-Oh My God, Tim, I can't believe that they're finally doing this. I've had to sit through so many fucking Marvel movies, 'ooh I'm Captain America, ooh I'm blind!' I don't care! I don't care about any of these people, and now, my ship has come in, let it play-holy shit, Tim! Holy shit, Tim!"''

There's no need to read any other thoughts on Batman v Superman that Greg hypothetically might have had following its actual release - just read that, drink a White Claw, and go to bed happy.