Greg Miller's Ego

Most people tend to think that Greg Miller is just your average human (albeit one that consumes an ungodly amount of chicken wings, and is working on 3-5 Vita Platinums at any given moment). However, the reality is that Miller is actually two different entities, brought together in symbiotic fashion: the first is a blow-up doll modeled after Greg’s original body, and the second Greg’s Ego, which proved too powerful to kill off following the de-materialization incident, and proceeded to enter and puppeteer the blow-up doll upon discovering that it could possess other people and objects in its disembodied form.

People that have run through or been possessed by Greg’s Ego have described as feeling like a warm, slimy miasma that smells of hot dog water, yet tastes like “if Gasoline and Oreos had a sexy baby together.” If either of the above two things happen to you, it’s highly recommended that you rinse yourself of all remaining Milleroxides that might still be in your system by having a large dinner of Indian food, and then playing a historically-themed real-time strategy game on your PC for twelve hours straight.