Greg's Relationship with Chicken Wings

Greg Miller loves chicken wings - not as much as he loves Batman v Superman, but enough that he has it proudly proclaimed on his Twitter bio.

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What, did you want something else? Some grand, elaborate explanation as to why it is that Greg is so deeply in the embrace of the world greatest poultry product? Give me a break! I don't get paid to write these wikis - I make them out of the twistedness of my own heart (and also so that I can be filled with a skosh of vindication when the Kinda Funny crew look at their front pages for about 30 seconds on one of their live shows). I'd love to be as creative as I can be with each and every article contained within this odd little project of mine, but sometimes papa Kozibear needs to take a breather.

(But if you've got an explanation of your own as to why Greg loves Chicken Wings, feel free to share it in the comments below! I'll buy the author of the best entry a bag of milk, as is customary here in Canada.)