Portillo's (The Restaurant Chain)

Portillo's is an American fast food restaurant chain (or good food fast, as Greg would have you believe) that the Kinda Funny host ate from frequently while growing up in Glen Ellyn, Illinois - so much so, that he decided to name his first homunculus after it. The chain eventually grew tired of Greg constantly disheveling its locations and calling up Linda (one of their Bloomingdale employees that was repeatedly forced to answer questions about the chain during the GameOverGreggy Show's early years), and decided to put up signed photographs of Miller imbued with Wasabi-flavored Oreo crumbs to keep him away from their premises (pictured on the right). After growing a beard, however, Greg was able to shield himself from most of the crumbs' negative energies, and re-enter the chain without buckling over in pain.

The chain has lived in fear ever since - but on the plus side, if you enter one of their restaurants, smash a jar of wing sauce on the floor, and scream "I'm going to invite Greg Miller to do a meet-and-greet in here!", they'll now give you whatever you want if you promise to rescind your threat. Make sure you do so next time you visit!